Well, the force is indeed strong in SyburJedi (who has obviously been studying, and I am very proud), and I do like my answers detailed when I can get 'em that way, but Kate was first and was right enough for me. My title from last night's post is from a Beatles song - "Good Morning, Good Morning", of course. Besides, that sneaky SJ has already seen most photos that I have to offer, and could probably do without my love/devotion as well.
So, Kate, it's all you! While I admire your tenacity in requesting cars and vacations, do go back and read the fine print on this mammoth contest that you chose to enter. Until I am as big as P-Dub, there will be no gift cards, no Wiis, no otherwise awesome prizes. Just me and my lame free shit. Congratulations! Hey, I bet you can't wait to come back and play again. If it makes you feel any better, just think about the thousands of people you beat to the answer, and how pissed they all are.
So what's it going to be? You can have my love and devotion, which will translate into me posting effusively nice things about you every day for a week and linking you non-stop so all my non-readers can become your non-readers too. (Hey, non-readers are awesome because they are motivating, yet not too demanding and they will never send you hate mail.)
OR!!!!
I'll snap a picture of anything you request (that is within my power, of course. I mean, Brad Pitt was here but he left yesterday, and is too tied up with that other "family" to come back and pose in my bed. Again. So be reasonable here, please.) and post it here on the 'ol blog. You want to see what color I paint my toenails? Done. You want to see the pile of laundry on my dining room table? Much as it pains me, I will leave it there long enough to get a picture for you. You want me to bake an apple pie, then take a picture of it? Ok doke. Just name it.
Oh! And funny that you mention Boden. I LOVES me some Boden. In fact, I have been looking out my front window all day eagerly awaiting a bunch of adorable stuff I ordered last week. Damn that England! Why does it have to be so far away?!
Oh shoot. No car? No vacation? Well then damnit, the least you can do is send your Boden order to me. Actually, I'm awaiting my own Boden order right this second where is that cute UPS man and more importantly where's my new skirt and sweater and shoes???? What'd you get huh? huh?
Ok, so I think I just decided what I want a picture of: you in your new Boden stuff...even if, like me, your legs are hairy and white. Yep, that's my wish and you said (!) I get whatever I want (except Brad Pitt). Wait! Is it too late to request Matthew McConaughy?!
Posted by: kate | February 26, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Ok, Kate, your wish is my command. When my stuff shows up, I'll take a picture and post it. I'll even shave my legs first (probably).
As far as Matthew McConaughy, this is the best I can do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw
The reason that's the best I can do is because obviously I am still fixated on f*cking Matt Damon. Who can blame me?
Posted by: Robyn | February 26, 2008 at 04:24 PM
OH man, that is SO funny!! You just made me develope a crush on Matt Damon and he's not my type at all. But you gotta love a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. He just nailed it...brilliant! So good, I'm gonna steal it! :)
Posted by: kate | February 27, 2008 at 02:32 PM